Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Archagathus
Canonical path: /archagathus/hey-metallica
Related lyric paths: 6
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Hey Metallica
Read Hey Metallica lyrics by Archagathus on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Hey Metallica
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I speak as your average crazy banger
Who just downloaded the album St. Anger
I have to say my mind was blown
By your outrageous mincing tones!
Most bands are afraid to find a new sound
And then drive it into the shitty ground
Or piss themselves in a full-length movie
Or tour in a plane with no jacuzzi!
But Metallica is totally undaunted
If you've got a Basquait, then flaunt it!
Hey Metallica, Hey Metallica, Hey!
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