Fascinate You

I took you to a five star dinner

I bought you the most expensive wine

I even paid off the maitre d'

To usher us up to the front of the line

You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man

So I went and joined the neighborhood gym

Though the weights put my spine out of commission

Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim

You say you're taking your time

Maybe you don't even care

Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare

Why? God even knows how I try

I can't fascinate you

Something that I've realized

Nothing will ever do for you

But I will solve this mystery

But you've gotta give me the first clue

You said you always wanted a humble man

So I sold my car and bought a beat up van

I guess that wasn't quite enough for you

So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan

When you treat me unkind

I wanna leave you far behind

Then I think of all the things that make you so fine

And I'm back in the role again

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I won't stop 'til I find the key

The key to you

I took the challenge and must confess

I never met someone so hard to impress

But all you need is someone to love you

Who needs the rest?

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