Airport

I hate you from the moment you walk in

You smell like old mothballs and gin

"how are you kind folks? please have a seat

While i try to ignore the pain in my feet"

And i hate the smell of perfume

I hope this day ends really soon

And i've got to get out of here

I've got to find a way to get out of here

Why bother to ask for the fat-free cheese?

You look like you eat as much as you please

Don't ask me if i've tried the veal

Honestly i'd rather suck a banana peel

And i hate the smell of this place

And that smug look on your face

And i've got to get out of here

I've got to find a way to get out of here

And i can see your eggs are runny

I didn't cook them, you big stupid dummy!

Don't patronize me, honey!

All i need (all i want) is your money

Why do you people make me so mad?

It's probably because you tip so bad

I'm sorry, i'm in a bad mood

I'll feel better after i spit in your food

And i hate the smell of your smoke

But i'd rather do this than go broke

And i've got to get out of here

I've got to find a way to get out of here