One Man Show

Smooth walker, cool talker

Sweaters made of tailored cream

Old schooler, and no one looks cooler in a tight blue pair of jeans

He’s a one man show

Dancing on tables, makin’ all the ladies swoon

Gone to greece or naples in november or june

Here today, gone tomorrow

He’s a one man show

Never drinks coffee, he only dines alone

Listens to you ‘cause he truly wants to know

Never jaded, but so complicated, oh no

He’s a one man show

And when he kisses me I feel it so low

But when he rides, he rides it solo

And no one ever goes in the passenger side

Of his big, black, beautiful ride

He’s a torture, and a big old tease

He gets what he wants, he’ll do as he please

And when he pleases you, he does it oh so slow

He’s a one man show

And when he kisses me I feel it so low

But when he rides, he rides it solo

And no one ever goes in the passenger side

Of his big, black, beautiful ride

He will possess you, caress you in the ways

You only thought that you would see in the movies

Girl you better pray you’re never caught in the guise

Of his big, black, beautiful lies

But when he kisses me, I feel it oh so low

And when he pleases me, he does it oh so slow

He’s a one man show