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Artist: Art Paul Schlosser
Canonical path: /art-paul-schlosser/vote-for-me-it-s-a-joke
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Vote For Me, It's A Joke
Read Vote For Me, It's A Joke lyrics by Art Paul Schlosser on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Vote For Me, It's A Joke
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Vote for me/It's a joke
I would rather/Be the Pope
If I have to/I'll drink Coke
Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke
Vote for me/It's a joke
I'll take a bath/And use real soap
Comb my hair/Real nice
So what if/I've got lice
And if I'm elected President
I won't do anything
Just sit around and collect the money
Invite my friends over to play poker
And tell jokes that are funny
Vote for me/It's a joke
Famous people/I misquote
Tell you that/It's all true
Vote for me/Be a fool
Vote for me/It's a joke
I don't care/If you smoke
I don't care/If you choke
Just before you die/Make sure you vote
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Art Paul Schlosser performs "Vote For Me, It's A Joke", and this lyric page sits inside the Art Paul Schlosser catalog on LyroVerse.
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