Too Fat Polka
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Too Fat Polka
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(chorus 1)
Oh, i don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
Please do that for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat,
She's too fat for me.
I get dizzy, i get numbo
When i'm dancing
With my jum-jum-jumbo.
(chorus 2)
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat,
She's too fat,
She's too fat for me. oh,
(repeat chorus 1, then)
She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some,
I would like her more some.
(repeat chorus 1)
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