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Artist: Artificial Joy Club
Canonical path: /artificial-joy-club/psychic-man
Related lyric paths: 6
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Psychic Man
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Psychic Man
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What's up, am I on chat line?
my name is Sal and Capricorn is my sign
I like Start Trek and Brad Pitt
I watch kung-fu B movies
and shave my armpits
My brain is a sewer where you dump your garbage
Read me psychic man
and tell me who I am
just put it on my Visa
and bleed me psychic man
I know you understand
you make it up so easy
I don't watch lesbian porno
will I befriend a trailer
and die a smoker?
will I marry a redneck
will publisher's clearing house
drop off a big check?
My brain is a sewer where you dump your garbage
Read me psychic man
and tell me who I am
just put it on my Visa
yeah, bleed me psychic man
I know you understand
you make it up so easy
Reach through the phone there, Bud
are you vulcan, can you meld with me?
i'll reflect some evil to your head
til you're dead
Will I cough up a furball
when reading the tabloids
doctors pulled my gerbil
Will I meet a new boyfriend
or will i be porked by martians
and bare their children?
My brain is a sewer where you dump your garbage
Read me psychic man
and tell me who I am
just put it on my Visa
yeah, bleed me psychic man
I know you understand
you make it up so easy
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