Artist Vs Poet

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Whiskey Problems

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Whiskey Problems

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You got 99 problems I got 80 proof

Mixed in 7 different drinks to forget about you

And that's what I'm gonna do

It only took 6 months and 5 whole weeks

I swear to God 40 ounces never felt so free

So free of your memory

Cause it's 3 strikes you're out

In this 2 player game

And girl I think we're one and the same

If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle

I would drink you all the time

I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah

But you'd rather be a bitch to me

So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

I got a big hunch that you don't give a shit

And I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it

But all that's over now

Cause I got my good friends Jack and Jim

And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am

And they're dying to hear me out

Cause it's 3 strikes you're out

In this 2 player game

And girl you know I've won either way

If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle

I would drink you all the time

I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah

But you'd rather be a bitch to me

So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

You keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

You keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle

I would drink you all the time

I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah

But you'd rather be a bitch to me

So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

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