Hot Rod Lincoln

My pappy said son you gonna drive me to drinkin'

If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln

Have you heard the story about the hot rod race

When the Ford and the Lincoln were settin' the pace

That story's true I'm here to say

Cause I was a drivin' that Model A

It's got a Lincoln motor and it's really souped up

That Model A body makes it look like a pup

It's got eight cylinders and uses them all

And an overdrive that just won't stall

It's got a 4-barrel carb and dual exhausts

4:11 gears that really get lost

Safety tubes and I'm not scared

The brakes are good and the tires are fair

We left San Pedro late one night

The moon and the stars were shinin' bright

We were drivin' up Grapevine Hill

Passin' cars like they were standin' still

Then all of a sudden, in the wink of an eye

A Cadillac sedan passed us by

I said boys that's the mark for me

But by then the taillights was all you could see

Now the fellers ribbed me for bein' behind

So I started to make that Lincoln unwind

Took my foot off the gas and man alive

I shoved it down into overdrive

Well I wound it up to hundred and ten

Twisted the speedometer cable hit top end

Had my foot glued right to the floor

I said that's all there is there ain't no more

Now the fellas thought I'd lost all sense

The telephone poles looked like a picket fence

They said slow down I see spots

The lines on the road just looked like dots

I took a corner and passed a truck

I crossed my fingers just for luck

The fenders clickin' the guard rail post

The guy beside me was white as a ghost

Smoke was comin' outta the back

When I started to gain on that Cadillac

I knew I could catch him and hoped I could pass

But when I did I'd be short on gas

Had flames comin' from out of the side

You could feel the tension man what a ride

I said look out boys I've got a license to fly

And the Cadillac pulled over and let me by

Now all of a sudden a rod started knockin'

Down in the depths she started a rockin'

I looked in the mirror and a red light was blinkin'

The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln

They arrested me and put me in jail.

They called my pop to throw my bail.

And he said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin'

If you don't quit drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln