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Artist: Asphalt Ballet
Canonical path: /asphalt-ballet/crash-diet
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Crash Diet
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Crash Diet
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Crash diet of reds n' ludes
A shot of vitamin C and a bottle of booze
Too stupid to live with nothin' to lose
In your one track mind now
Where's that leave you?
Drink n' drive white lightning faster baby
Takin' your last ride
Better be so careful or you'll be dead before you time
Sorry you took mother's car now
Tears in my eyes, baby please don't go
Had one too many, now one for the road
Fresh from detox, fresh from jail
Your rehabilitation has drove me to hell
Drink n' drive white lightning faster
Takin' your last ride
Better be so careful or you'll be dead before your time
Sorry you took mother's car now
Too soon, oh god you didn't need it
Too late for the pressure and the pain
Too bad for those who don't believe it
Ruby street still calls your name
Itchy trigger finger and the race to be alive
Smokin' a cig while you drink n' drive
With no control in your life ahead
You're never gonna see it if you wind up dead
Drink n' drive white lightning faster
Takin' your last ride
Better be so careful or you'll be dead before your time
Drink n' drive white lightning faster
Takin' your last ride
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