Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Ass Ponys
Canonical path: /ass-ponys/banlon-shirt
Related lyric paths: 6
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Banlon Shirt
Read Banlon Shirt lyrics by Ass Ponys on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Banlon Shirt
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Mitchell said, "Randy, you're gonna get hurt,
I'm gonna strangle you with this Banlon shirt."
Randy said, "Mitchell, you just better not.
There'll be hell to pay if you get caught."
Mitchell said, "Randy, you're gonna get hurt,
I'm gonna strangle you with this Banlon shirt."
Randy said, "Mitchell, you better take care.
If you do I'm gonna pull out a hank of your hair."
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Ass Ponys performs "Banlon Shirt", and this lyric page sits inside the Ass Ponys catalog on LyroVerse.
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