Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Ass Ponys
Canonical path: /ass-ponys/earth-to-grandma
Related lyric paths: 6
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Earth to Grandma
Read Earth to Grandma lyrics by Ass Ponys on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Earth to Grandma
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It's a doll completely made of socks
It's a cover for a tissue box
It's a clothespin duck and a Funfur cat
And a crazy yarn and beercan hat
Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?
It a painted rock with google eyes
It's a matchstick cross where Jesus died
It's a plaque that says "I Heart My Home"
It's toothpicks, felt, and styofoam
Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?
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Ass Ponys performs "Earth to Grandma", and this lyric page sits inside the Ass Ponys catalog on LyroVerse.
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