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Artist: Ass Ponys
Canonical path: /ass-ponys/john-boat
Related lyric paths: 6
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John Boat
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John Boat
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So they found your brother's john boat
And they filled it up with fish
And your brother didn't find it for a week
And you said that you could smell it
From a hundred yards away
And that you helped him dump it in the creek
So you came upon a raven
And you thought that it was dead
But it was moving so you poked it with a stick
And you found that there were maggots
Crawling underneath the skin
And thinking of it always makes you sick
That's the biggest bug I've ever seen
And Jesus, here it comes this way
I can feel it crawling over me today
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