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Artist: Asylum Street Spankers
Canonical path: /asylum-street-spankers/funny-cigarette
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Funny Cigarette
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Funny Cigarette
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I like beer an' i like wine
An' drinkin' wiskey's mighty fine
Champagne's got its merits thats a bet
but a moment that i treasure
the one that gives me pleasure
S'wen i roll me up that funny cigarette
roll me up a funny cigarette
roll me up a reefer, it's you safest bet
Well i'll get right to my point
if you'll roll me up a joint
yeh roll me up a funny cigarette
you know there's smack
and then there's speed
and cocaine, that's a rich boys need
mushrooms got their merits that's a bet
but the things that makes me happy
the shit that gets me slappy
S'wen i roll me up that funny cigarette
roll me up a funny cigarette
roll me up a reefer, it's you safest bet
well i won't feel tired and ratty
if'n you'll roll me up a fatty
Yeh roll me up a funny cigarette
Now uncle sam don't see no need
for me to smoke my sticky weed
he thinks my viper lifestyle's just a joke
he flies into his righteous rage
just because i'm blowing gage
Instead of doin'up his nasty coke
roll me up a funny cigarette
roll me up a reefer, it's you safest bet
i won't give y'all no grief
if you'll roll me up a spliff
Yeh roll me up a funny cigarette
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