Hair

"And she still wonders why I'm so insecure, she

giggles cuz I sleep with a..." (sample from "Body Pillow")

Girl: Could I throw, like, pennies on stage? So I

couldn't be a fuckin groupie and just fuck you cuz

you're on stage and others of us want to fuck you?

Slug: See bands like us don't get groupies

Girl: No

Slug: Yea

Girls: You're so full of bullshit

Slug: No, its not full of shit, I mean, have you ever

heard our songs? I mean, basically... exactly, that's what I'm saying

Smile, smile with me, smile with me, smile with me,

please won't you smile, smile with me, smile with me,

smile with me, please won't you...

Oh look at her she's lookin as good as dinner

and she's lookin back at me as if maybe I'm a winner

I'm in my late twenties little girl don't flirt with me

I've got the capabilities to program your circuitry

You don't have to believe, do yourself a little justice

don't let Slug undercook your muffins

Oh wait, did I say that? I did? Must be losing it

cuz it almost felt that it might just have some truth in it

Now back to the platter at hand

she said she's 21 and quit school to go work for the man

A switch up in the plan, now she's happy as a chorus

cuz now she makes rent and now she drives a Taurus

Unwindin and hangin out at the bar

I wonder if she knows that I'm not really a star

She seems to be impressed with my lack of an ego and

my self-aware style, I like the way that she smiles

She wanna know how I find the words I use

I don't really know but I can lie if you want me to

Angels sing to me in my sleep

I sold my damaged soul for the magic of speak

Now she's laughin, she likes the sarcasm

Naturally, I'm askin if she's got a captain

A captain? You mean a man at home? The answer is no

I came to this bar alone

Well heaven's to Betty, enough about boyfriends already

just tryin to keep the conversation petty

As much as I would love to run and play in the forest

ain't no way this girl is gonna break into my fortress

I've never made a practice, of introducing the mattress

to women that I meet at my own gig

I don't know, can't imagine anything as small as

alcohol and hormones turning out to be anything big

Baby's hella beautiful, even kinda bright

I've got the fire of a vampire inside me tonight

It might be alright, everything seems tight

I've got a good buzz and she's giving me the green light

So tell me girl, what you doin after?

She says hopefully hangin out with my new favorite rapper

Now wait a minute, thats not fair, you're throwin boulders

I can tell by the way your hair touches your shoulders

Be straight with me and I'll be mean with you

I can think of some of us that we should do

So if you think I'm coming home with you tonight

you're probably right(probably right)

A few more beers, a couple more laughs,

undressing my past with the questions she asked

Yes, I love cats and I would love to take a bath

If I would spend the night, would you massage my back?

She's closin in for the embrace

and slightly tucks her head under my face

her hair smells so good, I gotta have a taste

where's your Ford, let's ditch this place

In the parking lot, she sparked it off

she must be starving for someone to hit the heart

I've never been kissed with such passionate bliss

pornstar damn near tore my lips apart

honey slow it up, hold it up, start the car and

leave this garage, lets go to your apartment

Lendale Avenue, on the way to her rest

her drunk ass turns to look at me and she says,

"You're so beautiful from the hair to the soul

I can't believe that I've never met you before

it feels like I've been waiting for you my whole life."

She missed the red light, hit a pickup truck and we both died