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Artist: Atom And His Package
Canonical path: /atom-and-his-package/if-you-own-the-washington-redskins-you-re-a-cock
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If You Own The Washington Redskins You're a Cock
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If You Own The Washington Redskins You're a Cock
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I like sports
There are some things I force myself to miss
like I never met an athlete I like in hockey
in Texas when it comes to native American nickname teams
Even within the contents of sports it's awful and mean
and you'll go wah wah wah you're so PC
and i will say hey wait my my my how have the table turns to be a fucking prick is a desirable trait
while we're on the subject of changing team names there's no jazz in Utah
and few lakes in LA just this once give me the
benefit of the doubt the Bullets became the Wizards to pilots get out
and you'll go wa wa wa you're so PC
and i will say hey wait remind me again how it came to be
that being a stupid american is a desirable trait
wouldn't that be offensive if we cheered
"rah rah rah for the Carolina negroes with a beat box cheer and a big foam afro"
the Minnesota Vikings became the New York kikes with dollar bills on their helmets
cause thats what they're like ya know
Atom: What about the Saints, Angels, Padres, you ain't got the same thing for Christians that's offending you
When there's a Jesus Christ mascot dog shooting crucifixes
they nail to a cross dying to save the team
you'll be right, you'll be right but until then you're not right
so what's your take on Washington redskins
what's your take on the Cleveland Indians
what's your take on Washington redskins
what's your take on the Cleveland Indians
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