(You Must Be On) Crack

I'm really glad that you called.

I've been thinkin' too

Yes I agree I made a mistake when I left you.

I should have told you how I felt

instead I kept it all in

and now we're both left wondering what might have been

"I want you back" you say

"Oh baby, baby, there's no way!"

You Must Be on Crack

if for a moment you think I'm takin' you back.

I don't regret it when I left you on your ass

I only wish I hadn't done it with so much class

'Cause truth is, I never loved you

and the sex wasn't that great

I hear you're reading Cosmo

but baby, it's too late

I know now I was too nice

but I'm changin' that

I know next time to be a

bitch right off the bat

so let me get some practice in

you say you want me back again?

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Wish I could do it like Debby does

she says..."Don't EVER call me back!"

wish I could do it like Kimmy can

completely without tact

wish I could be coldhearted

wish I could be so mean

if I could be coldhearted no one would dare mess with me.

"But...I love you"

"Look, deal with it!"

"I told you he was a jerk."

Baby, baby for the last time

you must be out of your mind

Chorus