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Artist: Luis Eduardo Aute
Canonical path: /aute-luis-eduardo/retales-chapuza-y-pastiche
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Retales, Chapuza y Pastiche
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Retales, Chapuza y Pastiche
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Retales, chapuza y pastiche
Remiendos, tapujos y parches
Todo funciona a pegotes
Qué carnaval, qué pitote
Vaya chapuza que hay
Echa el freno, madaleno
Que me pisas el terreno
Equilibrios y piruetas
Al son de una pandereta
Coyunturo y estructuro
Pa' luego llevarme un duro
Y el parásito pelele
Se hace el amo de la tele
El desnudo prohibido
Los bebés nacen vestidos
Dedo gratias por la gracia
De la ilustre dedocracia
Es mucho más conveniente
Ser de Dios que ser decente
Valga enchufe por talento
Y a vivir todos del cuento
Aquí el que no corre, vuela
Aunque al prójimo le duela
Dólar santo en los misales
Compra pecados mortales
Pareceres contrastados
Rex, coronas o ducados
Tú te asocias, yo me asocio
Y aumentemos el negocio
Eres guapo y con dinero
Cuánto heredas, baldomero
Al pan vino, al vino, torta
Confundir es lo que importa
Aleluya, aleluya
Cada uno con la suya
Y aquí va la moralina
Chúpate esa mandarina
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