Frontier Psychiatrist

Is dexter ill today? Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school

I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne

Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand

The Baltimore county school board have decided to expel

Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy

But surely, expulsion is not the answer!

I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer

It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane-sane-sane

That boy needs therapy, pyschosomatic

That boy needs therapy, purely pyschosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy

I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy

Grab a kazoo, let's have a dual

And when I count three

That, that, that, boy, boy needs therapy

He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth

Avalanches above, business continues below

Did I ever tell you the story about

Cowboys! M, m, m, midgets and indians and fron, frontier psychiatrist

I, I felt strangely hypnotised

I was in another world, a world of 20, 20, 000 girls

And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the goldeneyeball

And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your gen

I promised my girlfriend I'd, violin

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That boy needs therapy, pyschosomatic

That boy needs therapy, purely pyschosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy

I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy

Grab a kazoo, let's have a dual

And when I count three

That, that, that, boy, boy needs therapy

He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?

Um um, a bird! Yeah!

Sometimes a parrot talks

Ha ha ha, yes, some birds are funny when they talk

Can you think of anything else? A record, record, record!