Donkey Punch

Got a new dance, real easy to do

just take off your pants and watch my crew

if you do it tonight you might get laid,

if you do it right, hell you might get paid

first off, all you hoes and skanks

turn around, bend over, grab you ankles

wave that ass up in the air,

shake it real fast like you just don't care

now someone else who's tough and strong

go rub that ass up with you dong

make sure she can feel your boner

later you won't be a loner

rub it up and down 'till you both start creaming

extra points if you got her screaming

and when your dick starts turning red

punch that bitch in the back of the head

chorus:

Donkey Punch

D-D-Donkey Punch

yea make me taste my lunch

I wanna Donkey Punch

Fellas come up from behind

grab that ass and start to grind

whack your meat on my back seat

while I bend and grab my feet

riding smackin' it

all the boys attackin' it

pinch a punch a bang your wang

to the back of my head to my pootie tang thang

go pow pow put my face on the floor

smack it up now knock on my back door

cuz I wannit tuff wannit ruff

bend me over, shove yourr stuff

at my pie and backside

and take me for a donkey ride

chorus

gotta decide are you the head or the tail

do you wanna ride or are you getting nailed?

baby grab me by my ponytail

and slide your hide up in my backside

ride these thighs until I'm crosseyed

I'm dignified, but I like to freak

and I got technique to make your knees weak

baby shhh don't speak, grind with me!

slap these cheeks while I ride your D

if you wanna be inside of me

baby show me now that you know how

to shake it like a maniac

cuz if you're good on the dance floor,

your good in the sack

I'll grab my ankles you grab my butt

and let's donkey dance 'till you bust a nut

chorus

(audience participation:)

-ALL YOU HOES TOUCH YOUR TOES!

-RUB YOUR NUTS ON MY BUTT!