NGSUNC

Here we go, I'm back online

And oh fuck, what do I find?

Here he comes, he's logging in

Why'd I add him as a friend?

He sends Hello!, I send whatever

'Cause to him, I know I'm better

You gotta admit, he's kinda cute

But all he wants is a photoshoot!

Hey babygirl, I like your pics

And guess what? So does my dick

Oh, please, boy don't make me gag

I've seen those pics, your pieces sag

You fuck my friends and your fathers friends

You're 5 inches with an upward bend

Chad, stop, don't be rude

I'm not gonna send you any nudes

(Oh my God, how did he get my number?)

(Did you give it to him?)

(Wh-why would I do that?)

(Okay yeah I did)

(Oh my GOD! He won't stop texting!)

(URGH!)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad

You're not getting nudes, Chad

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad

(Oh my God!)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad

You're not getting nudes, Chad

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad

(You're fucking ridiculous)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad

You're not getting nudes, Chad

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad

(What the fuck is your problem?)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad

You're not getting nudes, Chad

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad

(Fuck you, Chad)

I'd block his number, but I don't know how

What can I do? He's calling now!

It's so annoying and fucking sick

I don't wanna see your turkey dick!

Is this illegal? It has to be

He's totally fucking harassing me!

I think I know what we should do

I know I'm game, but I don't know about you

Are you saying what I think you are?

You don't think that's a bit too far?

You'll grab the mask and I'll grab the knife

And Chad, baby, this ends tonight

Okay, bitch, let's do it

Douse this boy in lighter fluid

But wait before we start the chase, I wanna check my MySpace

(Okay, you got his address?)

(I thought you had it and who said you were driving?)

(You don't even know how to drive!)

(Besides, you're in charge of the music)

(Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music)

(Says who?)

We're gonna fucking kill Chad

Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad

We're gonna fucking kill Chad

(You're gonna die)

We're gonna fucking kill Chad

Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad

We're gonna fucking kill Chad

(He's totally gonna get murdered)

We're gonna fucking kill Chad

Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad

We're gonna fucking kill Chad

(Fucking loser)

We're gonna fucking kill Chad

Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad

We're gonna fucking kill Chad

(You're gonna fucking die-aha)

Aha

Aha

You're gonna fucking die-aha

Aha

Aha

Aha

You're gonna fucking die

Yeah we fucking killed Chad

We fucking killed Chad

Yeah we fucking killed Chad

(We got you, bitch!)

Yeah we fucking killed Chad

We fucking killed Chad

Yeah we fucking killed Chad

(It was totally worth it)

Yeah we fucking killed Chad

We fucking killed Chad

Yeah we fucking killed Chad

(That's what you fucking get!)

Yeah we fucking killed Chad

We fucking killed Chad

Yeah we fucking killed Chad

(You fucking loser)