Chinese Freestyle

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Microphone testing

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In the place to be

Wassup everbody? my name is tai mai shu!

And i am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle

But first and foremost i'd like to thank roadie style beyond compare

For getting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills

And in return i will teach them how to make one million dollars

And when you hear it you be like wow! i don't believe! so simple!

No skilled involved at all i could've thought of that myself

And then u be like what? what the hell? i don't believe!

Check it out though

I was cruisin down the street in my impala

They ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma

I don't give a f**k about the hoe!

I sock that b**** in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes

Cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,

Break in all the houses, steal all the tvs

Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see

I run the corner n laughing hee hee, hee hee

Get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson

Then i rip yor nipple out like chinese dude named wilson

Then i rape his momma cus im too sexy

Ish son take da dull shit!

Then i'm back in my impala, sickest ass '82

Saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo

Alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a f**k

Cus i stole you tv it's in my bubblegum bunker

I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...

39 cents!

At mcdonalds (baby!)

And i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..

29cents!

At mcdonalds (baby!)

We will fight alone just as we used to do in those days

Alright, fight just like we used to

I was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.

I bust a nut in her eyeball and say u full of bull shit

Then she look at me and she say f**k you.

I say no way i have to go to school.

Im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about

Try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!

I likea old schoo(schoo), i likea new schoo(schoo),

Mygirlfriend like my name, nihon tai mai shu

If want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk

What the hell make you say bookbookbook

I take my skill serious and always not for fun

I like to eat cho fun and ho jo yu wonton

Chinese student go to school early in the morning

And i like to play kick ball inside the school yard

Chinese student do homework and they study real hard

I walk by these good looking girls

And they say you smell like moth balls!

Wow you do fight well

Yeah whatever dude jus gimme a f**kin cup o' lice

I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...

39 cents!

At mcdonalds (baby!)

And i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..

29cents!

At mcdonalds (baby!)

All my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up

All my real live chinese people throw your hands up

Hong kong people throw your hands up throw you hands up throw your hands up

Chinese people, japanese people, every people

Throw them hand up

We wire! i am a warrior! we flashing on them!

I got 4's 4's so u kids dont going

I am real hard! peace outside! damn u! u know what im say