Post Nasal Drip

Spontaneity, wake up with a cold

One day healthy, another day old

Snort anthahistome with a rubber hose

To break up this congestion in my nose

As silly as this may seem

The smell of mucous is quite keen

The aroma doesn't last too long

When it dries up the smell is gone

When your lying alone in your bed

All the snot goes to one side of your head

One side is clogged up like a drain

The other so clear air goes to my brain

I wonder where all the burgers are stored

I've never tasted one, never been that bored

I wonder why it has to be

Made up of three consistencies

One is slimy, sometimes runny

Just like honey

The other is gooey, sometimes chewy

Great with stew or a huey

The kind you flick are harder than a stick

They seem to be the easiest to pick