Online Dating

I met a boy on the Internet, now

I can make him up inside my head, and

He can be whatever I project him

I can just do this all from my bed, yeah

I met a boy on the Internet, it

Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm

Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and

I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah

I'm not romantic, I'm super lazy

I took the mirror off the wall because I hate me

I'm suicidal, I should sedate me

'Cause Google diagnosed me twice with ADHD

I've got a boy crush, he's never met me

And if he ever did, I bet he wouldn't get me

I'm such a stoner, I lack emotion

I fall asleep at night and seven tabs are open

I met a boy on the Internet, now

I can make him up inside my head, and

He can be whatever I project him

I can just do this all from my bed, yeah

I met a boy on the Internet, it

Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm

Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and

I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah

It's kind of nauseating that I've been online dating

At least my heart's not breaking, now that I'm online dating

I told my mom "Stop hating, it's only online dating"

At least my heart's not breaking, now that I'm online dating

I met a boy on the Internet, now

I can make him up inside my head, and

He can be whatever I project him

I can just do this all from my bed, yeah

I met a boy on the Internet, it

Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm

Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and

I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah