Bad Jazz

You ain't no Charlie Bird man.

This is the worst jazz I ever heard, man.

Trying to come on like John Coltrane.

You're a white stain on black name.

Like bad jazz, Cheese on a hot day.

East 17, Vanilla Ice, that ain't nice!

You ain't pop popular, man.

Pop world's like an old empty molasses can.

Twenty white kids kicking 'round a basketball court

Bad jazz, like cheese on a hip hop day, bad jazz.

You ain't no Charlie nothin' man.

You're more like Charlie Brown, man.

That's all white right, right, white, right, man.

Like forty-one and that ain't white light.

Bad jazz, bad ass jazz

B A D J A Z Z Z Top. Viva Las Vegas*

What the hell's that?

That's right, bad jazz, right white man.

Mmm Yeah.

I ain't no Brooklyn queen

but at least I ain't Heaven 17*

I don't talk like that man.

I'm white, right, white, right, light white man, yeah.

Bad jazz Bad jazz.

You ain't no Charlie Bird, man.

This is the worst jazz I ever heard, man.

Trying to come on like John Coltrane.

You're more like Audrey Middleton, man. (?)

Bad jazz, jazz, jazz,