Please Don't Be Famous

I wanna make out with mothers, single-parent mothers.

I wanna take out my brother and tell him that i love him.

I wanna tell all my lovers that i'm a bigamist under cover.

Making life a better place to be.

Like venus, or neptune, or mars or burnley.

Like venus, like neptune, like mars or even burnley.

"with all the young kids out there who want to be famous.

Do you think it would be wise to recommend them to forget that dream, (erm) forget that dream (erm)"

Oh, i wanna make out with mothers, single-parent mothers.

I wanna take out my brother and tell him that i love him.

I may be a bigamist under cover but at least i'm somewhere

Like venus, or neptune, or mars or burnley.

Like venus, like neptune, like mars and burnley.

I wanna be inconceivable, irretrievable, undeceivable

????? that makes me think i can sing about anything i like, anything i like, anything i like, anything i like.

"- with all the young kids out there who want to be famous.

Do you think it would be wise to recommend them to forget that dream, forget that dream

- erm"

"i advise everybody to try to be a pop star, because it's a wonderful, it's a wonderful. erm, i mean i left school at thirteen and a half, i couldn't read and write. erm, there was only one thing i wanted to do in life and that was to get into the music business, and coming from coventry in 1974, i think, something like that, it was hard to, but it wasn't, it was all london, london, london"