Lucky Me

" I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up

To blame me for his life

I get bunches of roses from another guy

And hate mail from his wife

I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name

Likes making love watchin' t.v

And some guy calls in the middle of the night

Just so I can hear him breathe "

"CHORUS "

" Lucky me

Lucky - Lucky me

I have everything in the whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me (Lucky - Lucky little old me) "

" I've got a great car - It's a red convertible

Made by Matel

Got a nice house in the suburbs

With 'Hells Angel's' as neighbours aswell

I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college

If i want to study dentistry

And my folks just want me married

And popping out the grandkids

To keep them company "

"CHORUS "

" I think I wanna join the chrishnas

Give up all my wordly goods

And cut off all my hair

Theres nothing that I have right now

That brings me any joy

When I'm shopping at the mall

Can't find it anywhere "

" Well I got my Tamagotchi

And I got my wristwatch wound

I have so many friends on the internet

I could never be alone

I got just enough cash to pay alot of tax

Not enough to quit my job

Got a fools gold ring - a credit card debt

Psychiatrist for my dog "

"CHORUS "