The Rules Song

The Rules Song

From "Monster Detectives"

Tyrone: You must be sneaky now.

Uniqua: I must be sneaky now.

Tyrone: Especially sneaky now.

Uniqua: Especially sneaky now.

Tyrone: You can't have shoes that are squeaky now, lady,

You've got to be quiet, too,

Uniqua: Quiet, too,

Tyrone: Quiet, too.

Rule number one be quiet.

You cannot make a sound.

Make sure your feet land softly,

when they step upon the ground.

Uniqua: Okay I must be quiet.

I will not make a sound.

But what if I must yell or shriek,

or howl like a hound?

Tyrone: You mustn't even make a peep,

or else we will be found!

Uniqua (spoken): So, I have to be sneaky and quiet.

Tyrone: (spoken): If you wanna get your ball back, that's rule number one.

Uniqua (spoken): Well, I can do that!

Tyrone: (spoken): But there's more. There's rule number two.

Tyrone: Pay attention, lady,

'cause here's rule number two:

If you see that monster

do not let it play with you!

If you play with the monster,

lady, you'll be through.

'Cause whoever plays with the monster,

will become a monster, too!

Uniqua: If I play with that monster

I'll be a monster too.

Hey, that might be pretty neat!

It might be fun to do.

Tyrone: No that won't be neat.

It's not what you should do.

So if you see the monster

Do not let it play with you!

Uniqua (spoken): I could really turn into a soccer monster?

Tyrone (spoken): Only if you play soccer with one. So don't. That's rule number two.

Tyrone: We'll creep and sneak and peek around,

'til we find that soccer ball,

Uniqua: Soccer ball,

Both: 'til we find that soccer ball!