Woman's Got A Mind To Change

They say the only sure things in this life are death and taxes

I don't agree I think that different kinds of matches

I once met this old wise man on a hill

He never gave his Uncle Sam a damn dollar bill

I said are you afraid to die

He said son what you talkin

I'll be comin back

In that door your walking

There's only one thing in this world you can count on

There's only one thing you can lay your money down on

You can bet your life your farm your home on the range

If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change

I said a woman's got a mind, a woman's got a mind to change

I said oh baby oh baby oh baby,

Let's get us some Chinese food

But she said no no no no no no

Not in the mood

We headed down to Pedro's tacoria

We ordered up a couple of those old salty Margaritas

You know that menu it didn't whet her appetite

She said I got a good idea

Let's get Chinese food tonight

There's only one thing in this world you can count on

There's only one thing you can lay your money down on

You can bet your life your farm your home on the range

If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change

Oh, and I said my woman's got a mind to change

We had our fling, we had our thing

And she went back to mister Raines

Cried some tears, drank some beers

I got in bed and I turned out the lights

Oh then I heard these keys inside my door

Famliar footsteps just kind of move across my floor

Said aw baby I thought you said we were through

She said what can I say I changed my mind

I'd rather be with you

There's only one thing in this world you can count on

There's only one thing you can lay your money down on

You can bet your life your farm your home on the range

If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change

There's only one thing in this world you can count on

There's only one thing you can lay your money down on

You can bet your life your farm your home on the range

If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change

SONG: Only a Good Woman

When I was seventeen

I asked my daddy

What does it take to be a man

And he said sit down son

Let's have a little talk

I'll try and make you understand

And then he said

years won't do it

tears won't do it

and sitting down to drink a thousand beers won't do it

tattoos won't do it

and booze won't do it

and puttin little lifts in your shoes won't do it

but I'm gonna tell you the thing that can

he said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man

He said only, a good woman can

That's the only thing that's gonna make you a man

he said a scar won't do it

fast car won't do it

and kickin' someone's ass in a bar won't do it

you aint gonna do it as an army private

or a captain or lieutenant just won't buy it

listen son you better get yourself a plan

he said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man

He said only, a good woman can

That's the only thing that's gonna make you a man

Now I was runnin around all through my twenties

Just to prove I had the stuff

Then one day I met this brown eyed girl

She said to me boy you aint that tough

She said that walk won't do it

that talk won't do it

and struttin in here like a chicken hawk won't do it

or bein a sexist

or drivin that Lexus

or tellin people you were born and raised in Texas

Come over here boy if you think you can

She said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man

She said only, a good woman can

That's the only thing that's gonna make you a man

Well my daddy died when I was thirty one

And that brown eyed girl gave me a brown eyed son

And when he comes to me wonderin how you do it

I'll say now sit down son cause I've been through it

drugs won't do it

hugs won't do it

and hangin on the corner with thugs won't do it

the preacher won't do it

and the teacher won't do it

and stayin up to watch the creature feature won't do it

boy just look at your momma and you'll understand

Oh you get a good woman and she'll make you a man

Son only, a good woman can

That's the only thing that's gonna make you a man

Eatin snake won't do it

Body by Jake won't do it

Put a lot of birthday candles on your birthday cake won't do it

Wearin cowboy boots won't do it

Armani suits won't do it

Sittin there puffin on that cuban cheroot won't do it

Bein rich won't do it

Bein poor won't do it

Playin this song on the radiooooo ..... might do it

Yeah actually, that might do it