Cry-o-surgery

I've got two bodies and a head, and a memory

i'm gonna fix them in a way that suits me

all i need, a freezer and a knife

and i'll revive the living dead

i once had a friend

who had a face like a rat

so i gave him a new head

now he's such a lovely lad

Cryosurgery is fun

and i don't think i'm the only one

who likes to put things where they belong

Cryosurgery is fun

and i don't think i'm the only one

who likes to put things in their place

one day i will have changed the entire human race

Still, all i see

angry faces looking down at me

because i can't help them all

i have to work so hard

creating Naomis out of old tarts

and make the short ones tall

Julie was so insecure

she got really depressed

so i gave her a new brain

she now thinks she's the best

but then her brains were lit

she got a bit too optimistc

she thought that she could fly

made others wonder why

Cryosurgery is fun

Sometimes i feel as if i'm God

or at least his maid

when i look at people i create

i play to win

by making Einsteins of the very dim

my job is so interesting

Only in the summertime

i can't be a hero

'cause i can only operate

at absolute zero.