Tiny Montgomery

Well you can tell ev'rybody

Down in ol' frisco

Tell 'em tiny montgomery says hello

Now ev'ry boy and girl's

Gonna get their bang

'cause tiny montgomery's

Gonna shake that thing

Tell ev'rybody

Down in ol' frisco

That tiny montgomery's comin'

Down to say hello

Skinny moo and

T-bone frank

They're all gonna take on down

By the bowning bank

One bird book

And a buzzard and a crow

Tell 'em all

That tiny's gonna say hello

Scratch your dad

Do that bird

Suck that pig

And bring it on home

Pink that dream

And nose that dough

Tell 'em all

That tiny says hello

Now he's king of the drunks

An' he squeezes, too

Watch out, lester

Take it, lou

Join the monks

The c.i.o.

Tell 'em all

That tiny montgomery says hello

Now grease that gig

And play it blank

[tell them to] go on out

And gas that dog

Trick on in

Flower that smoke

Take it on down

Begin to grow

Now, play that low

And pick it up

Take it on in

In a bowled cup

Three-legged man

And a hot-lipped hoe

Tell 'em all

Montgomery says hello

Well you can tell ev'rybody

Down in ol' frisco

Tell 'em all

Montgomery says hello