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Artist: Banda Cheiro de Calcinha
Canonical path: /banda-cheiro-de-calcinha/joao-da-venda-gonorreia
Related lyric paths: 5
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João da Venda (gonorréia)
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João da Venda (gonorréia)
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Pai , eu tive uma idéia
que quero te confiar
Se eu pego uma gonorréia
eu boto pra empenar
coloco no joão da venda
sem nele eu tocar
Filho , e no painho
você pode confiar
e o nome João da venda
eu não gosto nem de falar
me diga aí como é o plano
que eu posso até te ajudar
Pai , se eu pego a gonorréia
eu boto na empregada
ela bota no senhor
o senhor bota na mainha
a mainha é safadinha
bota no joão da venda
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Banda Cheiro de Calcinha performs "João da Venda (gonorréia)", and this lyric page sits inside the Banda Cheiro de Calcinha catalog on LyroVerse.
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