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Artist: Banda Machos
Canonical path: /banda-machos/ni-pichas-ni-cachas
Related lyric paths: 6
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Ni Pichas Ni Cachas
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Ni Pichas Ni Cachas
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Si tu ni pichas si tu ni cachas,
pues cuando menos dejame batear,
Si tu ni pichas si tu ni cachas,
pues cuando menos dejame batear,
tengo una novia que se pasa de celosa,
en las pachangas no me deja cotorrear,
si mis amigas me echan una miradita,
ella me agacha como queriendo pelear,
la quiero mucho pero no se pone a mano,
ya muchas veces la an querido convencer,
pero es arisca como mula condenada,
estoy pensando ceriamente en renunciar,
(Chorus)
yo solo quiero decirle a la presumida.
Si tu ni pichas si tu ni cachas,
pues cuando menos dejame batear,
Si tu ni pichas si tu ni cachas,
pues cuando menos dejame batear.
Organizaron una fiesta de cumpleaños,
y las muchachas ya no me querían pelar,
ni una me pudo dar tan siquiera un abracito,
por que mi novia no me las dejo acercar,
estoy cansado de rogarle a mi chavita,
me desespera por que no quiere soltar,
que selenita con darme una probadita,
o se a liviana o la mandare a volar,
(Chorus)
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