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Artist: Bangs
Canonical path: /bangs/lend-me-crumpets
Related lyric paths: 6
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Lend Me Crumpets
Read Lend Me Crumpets lyrics by Bangs on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Lend Me Crumpets
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Standing behind me
And in front of me
Then you're next to me
You try to get to me
Standing behind me,
In front of me,
Next to me,
Everywhere i turn
You try to get to me
And do you really think
I'm impressed by your moves
At the roller rink?
And do you really believe
I wanna spend time
With the new king of sleaze
And i can't really stand you
When you think you're so cute
Your delusions of glamour
And do you really believe
I wanna spend time
With the new king of sleaze?
Dancing next to you
I'm desperately trying to
Escape from you
And your claustrophobe attitude
And do you really think
I'm impressed by your moves
At the roller rink?
And do you really believe
I wanna spend time
With the new king of sleaze
And i can't really stand you
When you think you're so cute
Your delusions of glamour
And do you really think
I'm impressed by your moves
At the roller rink?
Standing behind me,
In front of me,
Next to me,
Everywhere i go
You try, you try, you try to get to me
You're at the club
You're at the show
Checking out dance moves
You're ready to go
Standing behind me,
In front of me and next to me
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