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Viv/Chorus : All aboard the gravy train

Wave goodbye to travelling second class

All aboard the gravy train

Viv : Just count the flunkies,

Queuing to kiss my arse.

Solo 1 : Stick your snout into the trough,

You can jump for joy - you can blow your horn.

Solo 2 : Now your rocket's taking off,

You'll have champagne over your morning cornflakes.

Viv/Chorus : All aboard the gravy train

Snap your fingers - someone'll bring a drink.

All aboard the gravy train.

Viv : Hey, look out London,

I'm gonna paint you pink.

Solo 3 : Stuff your face with caviar,

Have your fill of fur coats and feather beds.

Solo 4 : All the world's your oyster bar.

And if money talks you can shout your head off.

Chorus : Kicks - get your kicks.

Young Viv : Bottoms up, it's all a giggle.

Chorus : Kicks - get your kicks.

Keith : Flippin' 'eck!

D'yer see that jiggle?

Chorus : Kicks - get your kicks

Solo 5 : Wine and dine, it's not on ration.

Chorus : Kicks - get your kicks

Solo 6 : Quick! It's going out of fashion.

Chorus : Now the gravy train's in the station,

Time to have a big celebration.

Time for a party,

Time to get your

Kicks - get your kicks.

Get your kicks.

Kicks - get your kicks.

Get your kicks.

Bruce Forsyth : All right, my loves?

Chorus : Kicks - get your kicks.

Bruce : I'm in charge!

Chorus : Kicks - get your kicks,

Bruce : Where are they then? Oh, is it you?

Chorus : Kicks - get your kicks

Get your kicks.

Bruce : Look at all this beautiful money

Lovely lolly - sweeter than honey.

Chorus : Pics - take your pics.

Reporters : Lift your leg up, don't be shy, love,

And look happy, come on, try, love.

Chorus : Pics take your pics.

Reporters : Watch the birdie - mustn't cry, dear,

Make it sexy, that's the idea.

Chorus : Pics take your pics,

Take your pics.

Bruce : Look at all this beautiful money,

Look at all this beautiful money.

Reporters : Watcha gonna do with it, love?

Watcha gonna do with it, love?

Watcha gonna do with it, love?

Young Viv : I'm gonna Spend! Spend! Spend!

A watch!

I want a watch so full of diamonds

You can hardly see the time.

I want a watch,

Another scotch.

A mink!

I want a mink though I'm not sure

I ever wanted mink before.

At least, I think,

I want a mink.

What does one of them cost?

I'll buy it.

What's that thingy there do?

Let's try it!

Any fad

Good or bad,

Let's go mad.

Keith : A gun!

I want a gun, won't I look swish,

Now I can hunt and shoot and fish,

I want a gun,

It might be fun.

Some clubs!

I want some clubs, before I'm through

I'm gonna buy Gleneagles too.

I want some clubs

And loadsa pubs.

Is that one a cheap one?

Then scrap it

Don't look at the price tag

Just wrap it.

Keith/Young Viv : Never stop

Gonna shop

Til we drop.

Keith/Young Viv/Chorus : Spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend spend spend spend

Spend spend spend!

Young Viv : More booze!

I want more booze, I want it quicker,

Then I'm gonna lick the liquor,

Offa yous

I want more booze.

The lot!

I want the lot with flippin' knobs on,

Here's two fingers to the snobs.

Look what I've got!

I've got the lot.

Gonna have me bath taps

Gold plated.

Gonna have me sex life

X-rated

Keith/Young Viv : Have a ball,

Do it all

Till we fall.

Keith/Young Viv/Chorus : Spend spend spend!

We're gonna,

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna,

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna,

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna,

Spend spend spend spend spend spend!

Spend spend spend spend spend spend!

Spend spend spend spend spend spend!Spend!

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend!

Spend!

Spend spend spend,

We're gonna

Spend spend spend spend!

We're gonna

Spend spend spend spend spend spend!

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Spend spend spend spend spend spend!

Spend!

Spend spend spend spend spend spend spend spend!

Spend!