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Artist: Barbra Streisand
Canonical path: /barbra-streisand/punky-s-dilemma
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Punky's Dilemma
Read Punky's Dilemma lyrics by Barbra Streisand on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Punky's Dilemma
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Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relaxing a while, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays LA
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English Muffin
Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizen for boysenberry jam fans
If I become a famous lady
Would you put my photo on your piano?
From Mary Jane, best wishes to Martin
Ooh South California
Oh Roger draft dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's tippe-toein'
Down there for
Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin' in my bowl
Takin' movies
Relax in a whirl, livin' in style
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Barbra Streisand performs "Punky's Dilemma", and this lyric page sits inside the Barbra Streisand catalog on LyroVerse.
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