Confession

STUDENTS

We're doing time in confession

It's a sacrament of oppression

We have no need for forgiveness

Because our shit's none of his business

TANYA

I got so high I fainted

ALAN

Sometimes I don't recycle

ZACK

I finally nailed my girlfriend

LUCAS

I took some extra Nyquil

KYRA

I blinked and it was over

DIANE

I swear with all my might

STUDENTS

I'll sin no more, I'm sorry Lord

We're doing time in confession

It's a poor man's therapy session

We have no need for forgiveness

Because our shit's none of his business

Hell no, our shit's none of his business

ZACH

Where does the 'Glory Be' go?

TANYA

He gave me nine 'Hail Mary's

KYRA

Will you need five 'Our Father's?

ALAN

This is so arbitrary

DIANE

I don't think that God intended confession to be scary

STUDENTS

Say that you'll forgive me, Lord

We're doing time in confession

Where we're working out some aggression

We have no need for forgiveness

Because our shit's none of his business

Hell no, our shit's none of his business

PETER & MATT

Father...

PETER

Can the church be wrong?

MATT

Can a sin be right?

PETER

If it's something that you feel

MATT

Something that you saw?

BOTH

Goes against the law, what do you do?

MATT

Do you tell?

BOTH

What do I follow?

PRIEST

The church's teachings come from centuries of study

Questions of doctrine are best left to greater minds than yours

This is not to say the church is never wrong

But if you hold to her creed you'll never find yourself let down

Is there anything else, son?

PETER & MATT

No, father

PETER

Hear my voice

MATT

Did you really hear me?

IVY

Hear my voice

KYRA

I don't think you see me

MATT & NADIA

Did you think you know me?

ZACH

Did you really hear me?

DIANE & RORY

Would you really know me?

ALAN

Do you think you see me?

ALAN, RORY, ZACH & DIANE

Hear my voice

PETER

If I ever told you...

If I ever told you...

If I ever told you...

SISTER CHANTELLE

Ok, let's just try to put yesterday's rehearsal behind us. New day, new attitude. Three, four...

CHOIR

Two households, both alike in dignity

In fair Verona, where we lay our scene

SISTER CHANTELLE

People, your first note is a C-natural, ain't nothing natural about what you're singing!

CHOIR

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny

Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean

SISTER CHANTELLE

That's it. There is bad, and then there's whatever y'all're doing. Have mercy! Go practice somewhere I can't hear you.

IVY

Sister Chantelle, I did some sketches. You know, like, for the poster or the program.

SISTER CHANTELLE

Uh-huh.

JASON

Hey, that looks great.

IVY

Oh, thanks.

NADIA

Bathroom stalls don't lie, she's good with her hands.