Reputation Stain'd

IVY

Will I see you later?

JASON

Yeah, I think so

IVY

Try again..

JASON

Yes, you'll see me later

IVY

Okay, I won't ask when

But I'm free tonight, just so you know

PETER

Where were you last night?

I waited up...

JASON

I crashed at Ivy's

PETER

Oh really?

SISTER CHANTELLE

Ok, people, let's get amateur night started.

Peter you have been staring at me all day.

Now, I love you to pieces, honey, but I'm off the market.

Places for the fight scene!

MATT

Romeo the love I bear thee can't afford

No better term than this, thou art a villain

JASON

Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee

Doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting

Villain I am none, farewell

I see thou knowst me not

PETER

Calm dishonorable, vile submission

JASON

Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up

SISTER CHANTELLE

Ivy, run the next scene- oh, and Nadia, an answer to your question.

At no point does the nurse slap Juliet.

NADIA

Alack the day, he's gone, he's killed, he's dead

IVY

Can heaven be so envious? Hath Romeo slain himself?

JASON

Courage, man, the hurt can not be much

PETER

Why the devil came you between us?

I was slain under your arm

NADIA

Shame come to Romeo

IVY

Blistered be thy tongue for such a wish

IVY

He was not born to shame

JASON

I thought for all the best

IVY

Oh what a beast was I to chide at him

NADIA

I just really think there's a slap there...

MATT

Alive in triumph, and Mercutio slain

MATT

Faggot!

JASON

What'd you call me?

SISTER CHANTELLE

Hey you two! Where do you think you are? Public school? Everybody out!

PETER

What was that about?

JASON

I don't know...

PETER

Well, listen, I had the craziest dream or- vision last night!

I saw the virgin Mary and she was black, and she had these...angels who were her backup singers.

And anyway, she told that I needed to tell my mother about us, so- what are you doing for spring break?

JASON

Right... let's go. We're gonna be late for class.

PETER

Jason, stop, listen to me.

JASON

What? You're kidding, right?

PETER

No. I need to tell her, I need her to know.

And I need you there when I do it.

JASON

Yeah, yeah, let's tell your mother.

So she can call my mother who'll immediately tell my dad,

and the two of them can rush down here to conference with Father.

Then, maybe, I can ask Notre Dame for a leave of absence

while I deal with a sexual identity crisis!

Or maybe...maybe my dad will just beat the shit out of me and then disown me.

Smart money says that's his first move! Sure, yeah, let's tell her, when do we leave?

PETER

Jason, I can't deal with this anymore! I mean, you're all I have, don't you get that?

And, I have to talk about it...I almost told the priest in confession the other day.

JASON

You what? Are you out of your mind?

PETER

Jason, maybe this doesn't have to be such an issue.

Look, in three months, we'll be out of here where it won't be a problem.

JASON

No, Peter, this is always gonna be a problem!

PETER

What are you saying?

JASON: This...us...whatever...it needs to stop.