Wonderland

MATT

Ivy's birthday's in a week

I want to get her something mad

NADIA

How about a pair of faker boobs?

An STD she hasn't had?

TANYA

You should throw her a surprise

LUCAS

We'll help you make it uppercrust

MATT

Yeah, something classy, something small...you'll help?

NADIA

Matthew...where's the trust?

IVY

Trust for what?

NADIA

That you've done smut

MATT

Oh, we were talking about the rave

LUCAS

I made the snacks

TANYA

I've got the guide

IVY

I guess we're set

LUCAS

We need a ride

TANYA

The church's van

PETER

You have the keys

MATT

So I should steal it?

TANYA

Borrow!

IVY

Please?

JASON

Why not?

MATT

Where do I begin?

TANYA

It's all we got

LUCAS

One little sin

Come to wonderland where never never finds you

For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights

Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion

You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be

MATT

How far away is this rave?

LUCAS

Just make sure the tank is full

TANYA

Just come

MATT

This map is kinda vague

LUCAS

Well, when we're close we'll feel the pull

JASON

I have some clothes that you can wear

MATT

And what is that supposed to mean?

TANYA

You look like a million bucks

Wear something cheaper to the scene

MATT

There's no way to cross this road

PETER

I think the map is upside down

LUCAS

Our parents had it easier

The disco didn't move around

TANYA

Yeah, but who can groove to that?

And what's with spelling with your hands?

IVY

Did you ever see them rolling?

EVERYONE

God, they'd never understand

Off to wonderland where never never finds you

For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights

Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion

You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be

LUCAS

There's more than one way to feel alive

That's why the party never ends

Though X is still the treat of choice

I brought along some friends

Boys and girls our show today

Is brought to you by the letters 'G' and 'K'

MATT

What?

LUCAS

G and K, they are both intense

They enhance your X experience!

TANYA

Professor-

LUCAS

Exhibit A:

'K'! Sit back, listen and learn!

A couple of sniffs with a two-second burn!

The return is worth every bit!

Trust me kids, this is powerful, powerful shit, sit,

watch what I come with! Watch-wa-wa-watch what I come with!

On it! The way that I'm on!

You suckers and fucking gonna love how you gone! You're golden!

Secret scenes unfoldin', you feelin' and boldin'

You tuckin' and rollin'

You're part of the action, yet standing apart

You're fast as a fraction; the fact is attraction

It's arms ain't strong, but don't overtake it,

High on the stakes when you find you wake in a 'K' hole,

like the world gone bad!

Worse than the worst shit that you've ever had!

Your take ain't fake, shakin' and stir!

Your life is a prison and your vision is blurred!

You're beggin and buggin, cuz you're soul is so lonely!

Your only defense is the fact that you know me!

I got your back, but I won't babysit!

I don't need that shit!

Exhibit B:

'G'! Comes clear, but I colored it blue.

So you won't use the 'thought it was water' excuse!

It's like X in it's effect but it's the formal name!

Take it out once and you're never the same!

All my ladies!

GIRLS

Huh?

LUCAS

All my ladies?

GIRLS

Yeah!

LUCAS

To my fellas!

BOYS

Yeah?

LUCAS

To my fellas!

BOYS

...Yeah

LUCAS

Pay attention my friends, cuz class is in session,

A lesson won't lessen, so take the point that I'm pressin',

This is stronger than 'K', over dose ain't no joke!

Too much in a commin' and you're certain to choke!

So show me how you you care, and party hardy aware!

I ain't draggn' your ass home if you fail to beware!

It's fun for all and all for fun

But keep in mind rule number one:

I know it's like X, this shit has limits

Play the game playa, but play to stay in it...UGH!

Are you in or not ?

MATT

Ok, what time?

LUCAS

We'd have to leave by nine...

TANYA

Come on it'll be fun!

MATT

Well I dont know, maybe...

IVY

Maybe ?

MATT

Alright I'll go