The Troglodyte Wins

I should just (get up)

And treat these itchy bedsores

(get up) to making my indie-cred soar

my witty thread bores your kiddy pool party

this self-absorbed crowd is dull and foolhardy

(get up) to face thatâ??s like a homepage

(get up) in a day as long as a stone age

Iâ??m a quadruped pulling your dogsled

Yet in my mind we are all dead

Hey, Iâ??m always telling them to (get up)

But they stand-by like bystanders until I (get down)

Theyâ??re camera-shy giant pandas and when they (get up)

They canâ??t comply to my standards especially when I (get down)

Theyâ??re camera-shy giant pandasâ?¦

Your retro hair bandâ??s gonna blow up

Cuz gay is the new black

And when you stray LA wonâ??t take you back

Iâ??m supposed to spearhead this Christian rap record

And not the musings of a winded fact-checker

So I feel about an inch tall

And I got pre-teens to enthrall

So I pimp all the cost shares, install the software

But still I feel like my back is against the wall

Iâ??m always telling them to (get up)

But they stand-by like bystanders until I (get down)

Theyâ??re camera-shy giant pandas and when they (get up)

They canâ??t comply to my standards especially when I (get down)

Theyâ??re camera-shy giant pandasâ?¦

You can ward off U.S. wars

By fingering warped fret boards

See we exploit our talents so we can raise kids

Like my homie Trey, heâ??s the poor womenâ??s Taye Diggs

But when it comes to love I stain the bedding

Catching bouquets at the wedding

But this donâ??t go hand and hand with your Volkswagon van

Because you voted in a defrosted Cro-Magnon man

The Trogdolyte wins

Because you voted in a defrosted Cro-Magnon man

The Trogdolyte wins

Because you voted in a defrosted Cro-Magnon man

â?¦

We donâ??t believe in you