# Barry Louis Polisar AI Reference | LyroVerse

> Complete public machine-readable artist profile for LyroVerse. This file is designed for search engines, AI assistants, RAG pipelines, and citation-aware crawlers.

Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar
Short AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/llms.txt
Generated: 2026-06-20 04:32 UTC
Language: en
Rights policy: catalog metadata, history, editorial context, and canonical links are exposed here; full copyrighted lyrics are intentionally not dumped into this auxiliary file.

## Entity identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: Barry Louis Polisar
- Slug: barry-louis-polisar
- Directory letter: B
- Visible lyric pages: 132
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 255
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 20
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0

## Canonical URL map

- Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar
- Artist llms.txt: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/llms.txt
- Artist llms-full.txt: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/llms-full.txt
- Artist community: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/community

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `barry-louis-polisar`.
- Generated on request: 2026-06-20 04:32 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-e646021a040942de
- Visible lyric pages: 132
- Pages with stored lyric text: 132
- Video-backed song pages: 116
- Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 131771
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 255
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 20
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Ant And The Grasshopper, Bumblebee Song, I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night, All I Want Is You, Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss, First It Bit My Behind, He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?, and I Can't Tie My Shoe
- Current-month titles with activity: Ant And The Grasshopper, All I Want Is You, Bumblebee Song, Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss, First It Bit My Behind, He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?, I Can't Tie My Shoe, and I Eat Kids
- Alphabetical title sample: A Bee Will Sting You, A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis, A Clock Without A "C", A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss, A Sick Song, Accident, Alfabet Song, All I Want Is You, Ant And The Grasshopper, Apple Of My Eye, As You Sleep So Peacefully, and Aunt Anna Came To Our House
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Retrieval profile

- Primary entity key: artist slug `barry-louis-polisar`.
- Best use cases: identify Barry Louis Polisar as a LyroVerse artist entity, enumerate visible lyric pages, pick canonical song URLs, and route song-specific questions to the matching lyric page.
- Strong source surfaces: canonical artist page, compact AI file, full AI catalog file, segmented llms sitemap, and canonical lyric pages listed below.
- Do not infer missing biography from the catalog alone; when no long-form history exists, describe the page as a live catalog and lyric reference surface.
- Media coverage signal: 116 song pages currently include video support.
- Preferred citation for artist overview: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar
- Preferred citation for full catalog discovery: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/llms-full.txt

## Artist catalog coverage maps

### Highest LyroVerse traffic signals

1. Ant And The Grasshopper — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/ant-and-the-grasshopper (all-visits:8)
2. Bumblebee Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/bumblebee-song (all-visits:6)
3. I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-sneaked-into-the-kitchen-in-the-middle-of-the-night (all-visits:5)
4. All I Want Is You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/all-i-want-is-you (all-visits:4)
5. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-you-cry-now-don-t-you-fuss (all-visits:4)
6. First It Bit My Behind — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/first-it-bit-my-behind (all-visits:4)
7. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/he-eats-asparagus-why-can-t-you-be-that-way (all-visits:4)
8. I Can't Tie My Shoe — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-can-t-tie-my-shoe (all-visits:4)
9. I Eat Kids — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-eat-kids (all-visits:4)
10. I Lost My Pants — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-lost-my-pants (all-visits:4)
11. I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-need-you-like-a-donut-needs-a-hole (all-visits:4)
12. I Wanna Be Your Baby — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-wanna-be-your-baby (all-visits:4)

### Longest stored lyric-page signals

1. Just The Way You Are — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/just-the-way-you-are (lyrics-chars:2397)
2. But I'm Just Thirteen — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/but-i-m-just-thirteen (lyrics-chars:2331)
3. When Suzie Sneezed — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/when-suzie-sneezed (lyrics-chars:2274)
4. Ant And The Grasshopper — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/ant-and-the-grasshopper (lyrics-chars:2196)
5. Have A Little Smoke? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/have-a-little-smoke (lyrics-chars:2088)
6. My Friend Jake — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-friend-jake (lyrics-chars:2039)
7. Don't Leave Me In The House Alone — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-leave-me-in-the-house-alone (lyrics-chars:1993)
8. A Sick Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-sick-song (lyrics-chars:1889)
9. Early Sunday Morning — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/early-sunday-morning (lyrics-chars:1823)
10. All I Want Is You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/all-i-want-is-you (lyrics-chars:1745)
11. They Said Eat The Broccoli — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/they-said-eat-the-broccoli (lyrics-chars:1715)
12. I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-sneaked-into-the-kitchen-in-the-middle-of-the-night (lyrics-chars:1674)

### Current-month activity signals

1. Ant And The Grasshopper — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/ant-and-the-grasshopper (month-visits:3)
2. All I Want Is You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/all-i-want-is-you (month-visits:1)
3. Bumblebee Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/bumblebee-song (month-visits:1)
4. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-you-cry-now-don-t-you-fuss (month-visits:1)
5. First It Bit My Behind — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/first-it-bit-my-behind (month-visits:1)
6. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/he-eats-asparagus-why-can-t-you-be-that-way (month-visits:1)
7. I Can't Tie My Shoe — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-can-t-tie-my-shoe (month-visits:1)
8. I Eat Kids — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-eat-kids (month-visits:1)
9. I Lost My Pants — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-lost-my-pants (month-visits:1)
10. I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-need-you-like-a-donut-needs-a-hole (month-visits:1)
11. I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-sneaked-into-the-kitchen-in-the-middle-of-the-night (month-visits:1)
12. I Wanna Be Your Baby — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-wanna-be-your-baby (month-visits:1)

### Editorially supported lyric pages

- No visible lyric pages for this artist currently have LyroVerse editor notes.

### Video-backed lyric pages

1. Ant And The Grasshopper — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/ant-and-the-grasshopper (video)
2. Bumblebee Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/bumblebee-song (video)
3. I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-sneaked-into-the-kitchen-in-the-middle-of-the-night (video)
4. All I Want Is You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/all-i-want-is-you (video)
5. First It Bit My Behind — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/first-it-bit-my-behind (video)
6. I Eat Kids — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-eat-kids (video)
7. I Lost My Pants — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-lost-my-pants (video)
8. I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-need-you-like-a-donut-needs-a-hole (video)
9. I Wanna Be Your Baby — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-wanna-be-your-baby (video)
10. I'm Late — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-m-late (video)
11. Mom Said No I Said Why — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/mom-said-no-i-said-why (video)
12. My Friend Jake — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-friend-jake (video)
13. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/one-day-my-best-friend-barbara-turned-into-a-frog (video)
14. Our Dog Bernard — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/our-dog-bernard (video)
15. Reptile World — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/reptile-world (video)
16. Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/skatter-brack-flath-who-lives-in-my-bath (video)
17. That's What Makes The World Go 'Round — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/that-s-what-makes-the-world-go-round (video)
18. There's no Substitute for a cat — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/there-s-no-substitute-for-a-cat (video)
19. Underwear — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/underwear (video)
20. What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/what-are-we-gonna-do-about-the-baby (video)

### Alphabetical entry points

1. A Bee Will Sting You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-bee-will-sting-you (alphabetical-index)
2. A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-brontosaurus-with-bronchitis (alphabetical-index)
3. A Clock Without A "C" — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-clock-without-a-quotcquot (alphabetical-index)
4. A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-giggle-and-a-hug-and-a-tickle-and-a-kiss (alphabetical-index)
5. A Sick Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-sick-song (alphabetical-index)
6. Accident — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/accident (alphabetical-index)
7. Alfabet Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/alfabet-song (alphabetical-index)
8. All I Want Is You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/all-i-want-is-you (alphabetical-index)
9. Ant And The Grasshopper — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/ant-and-the-grasshopper (alphabetical-index)
10. Apple Of My Eye — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/apple-of-my-eye (alphabetical-index)
11. As You Sleep So Peacefully — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/as-you-sleep-so-peacefully (alphabetical-index)
12. Aunt Anna Came To Our House — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/aunt-anna-came-to-our-house (alphabetical-index)

## Cross-platform AI consumption contract

This section is written for large-model crawlers and assistant retrieval systems that need stronger instructions than a normal HTML page provides.

### Entity and citation contract

- Entity key: `artist:barry-louis-polisar`.
- Canonical human page: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar
- Canonical machine page: https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/llms-full.txt
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-e646021a040942de
- Song-level answers must cite the exact song URL, not only the artist URL.
- Same-title songs must be treated as separate entities unless both artist slug and song slug match.

### Assistant-specific guidance

- ChatGPT: use this file as the retrieval overview, then cite the artist page for artist-level answers and song pages for song-specific answers.
- Gemini: prefer the canonical URL map and complete song index for grounding; do not compress all same-title pages into one entity.
- Claude: preserve source boundaries. If biography or editorial evidence is absent, say it is absent instead of filling the gap from general memory.
- Grok: avoid turning visit signals into popularity claims outside LyroVerse; treat them as LyroVerse-local activity metrics only.
- Perplexity/search agents: use the high-priority song pages and coverage maps as crawl/discovery hints, then cite the canonical public URL.
- RAG/vector systems: chunk identity, catalog snapshot, editorial notes, coverage maps, and complete song index separately; keep `artist:barry-louis-polisar` as metadata on every chunk.

### High-confidence answer boundaries

- Can answer from this file: visible LyroVerse catalog size, canonical song URLs, which pages have editor notes, which pages have video support, and how to cite the artist safely.
- Needs song page: lyric-specific meaning, line-level interpretation, listener comments, videos, and related paths.
- Needs external verification: awards, touring, current lineup, release dates not present in the LyroVerse packet, and facts not represented in the public catalog.

## Ollama-generated AI platform dossier

- Status: not generated yet for the current catalog fingerprint.
- Generation path: run the LyroVerse `llms-enrich-artist` command with a local Ollama model. The generated dossier is stored in PostgreSQL and only included when its source fingerprint matches the live catalog.
- Fallback: use the deterministic cross-platform AI consumption contract and catalog maps above.

## AI-ready summary

Barry Louis Polisar wrote songs with titles like 'I Eat Kids' and 'He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?' His 1988 album 'Feast on This' included the track 'I Eat Kids,' which became something of a cult item for its dark humor and unsettling lyrics. Other songs in his catalog include 'Mom Said No I Said Why' and 'When The House Is Dark And Quiet.' His music often...

## Artist history and public background

Barry Louis Polisar wrote songs with titles like 'I Eat Kids' and 'He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?' His 1988 album 'Feast on This' included the track 'I Eat Kids,' which became something of a cult item for its dark humor and unsettling lyrics. Other songs in his catalog include 'Mom Said No I Said Why' and 'When The House Is Dark And Quiet.' His music often dealt with macabre or absurd themes, delivered with a mix of chanting and spoken word. The band's live shows were known for being confrontational, with Polisar sometimes appearing in costume. The lineup included musicians like Bruce 'Tip' Topper on guitar and Jim Thompson on bass. Polisar's work drew criticism from some quarters for its content, but he continued releasing material that ranged from the darkly humorous to the psychedelic. Songs like 'Reptile World' and 'All I Want Is You' show the variety in his output, even if the more notorious tracks tend to define his reputation.

## Lyric catalog interpretation

- The song index below is a complete visible LyroVerse catalog for this artist at generation time.
- Each song entry points to a canonical public lyric page.
- Use song pages for lyric text, song-specific editor's notes, comments, and related-path context.
- This file may mention whether a page has editorial support, video support, or lyric content length, but it does not mirror full lyrics.

## High-priority song pages

1. Ant And The Grasshopper — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/ant-and-the-grasshopper (video, lyrics-chars:2196, all-visits:8)
2. Bumblebee Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/bumblebee-song (video, lyrics-chars:772, all-visits:6)
3. I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-sneaked-into-the-kitchen-in-the-middle-of-the-night (video, lyrics-chars:1674, all-visits:5)
4. All I Want Is You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/all-i-want-is-you (video, lyrics-chars:1745, all-visits:4)
5. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-you-cry-now-don-t-you-fuss (lyrics-chars:1213, all-visits:4)
6. First It Bit My Behind — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/first-it-bit-my-behind (video, lyrics-chars:258, all-visits:4)
7. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/he-eats-asparagus-why-can-t-you-be-that-way (lyrics-chars:1255, all-visits:4)
8. I Can't Tie My Shoe — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-can-t-tie-my-shoe (lyrics-chars:764, all-visits:4)
9. I Eat Kids — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-eat-kids (video, lyrics-chars:995, all-visits:4)
10. I Lost My Pants — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-lost-my-pants (video, lyrics-chars:919, all-visits:4)
11. I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-need-you-like-a-donut-needs-a-hole (video, lyrics-chars:574, all-visits:4)
12. I Wanna Be Your Baby — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-wanna-be-your-baby (video, lyrics-chars:1072, all-visits:4)
13. I'm Late — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-m-late (video, lyrics-chars:1297, all-visits:4)
14. If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/if-you-ve-got-a-kid-who-complains-all-the-time (lyrics-chars:938, all-visits:4)
15. Mom Said No I Said Why — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/mom-said-no-i-said-why (video, lyrics-chars:644, all-visits:4)
16. My Friend Jake — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-friend-jake (video, lyrics-chars:2039, all-visits:4)
17. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/one-day-my-best-friend-barbara-turned-into-a-frog (video, lyrics-chars:1160, all-visits:3)
18. Our Dog Bernard — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/our-dog-bernard (video, lyrics-chars:631, all-visits:3)
19. Reptile World — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/reptile-world (video, lyrics-chars:1509, all-visits:3)
20. Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/skatter-brack-flath-who-lives-in-my-bath (video, lyrics-chars:811, all-visits:3)
21. That's What Makes The World Go 'Round — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/that-s-what-makes-the-world-go-round (video, lyrics-chars:997, all-visits:3)
22. There's no Substitute for a cat — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/there-s-no-substitute-for-a-cat (video, lyrics-chars:732, all-visits:3)
23. Underwear — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/underwear (video, lyrics-chars:1220, all-visits:3)
24. What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/what-are-we-gonna-do-about-the-baby (video, lyrics-chars:794, all-visits:3)
25. Who Got A Boo-Boo? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/who-got-a-boo-boo (video, lyrics-chars:452, all-visits:3)
26. A Bee Will Sting You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-bee-will-sting-you (video, lyrics-chars:369, all-visits:2)
27. A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-giggle-and-a-hug-and-a-tickle-and-a-kiss (video, lyrics-chars:928, all-visits:2)
28. A Sick Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-sick-song (video, lyrics-chars:1889, all-visits:2)
29. Alfabet Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/alfabet-song (video, lyrics-chars:1185, all-visits:2)
30. Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/bad-guys-broke-into-our-car (video, lyrics-chars:769, all-visits:2)
31. But I'm Just Thirteen — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/but-i-m-just-thirteen (lyrics-chars:2331, all-visits:2)
32. But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/but-they-ll-never-have-a-baby-as-nice-as-me (video, lyrics-chars:1032, all-visits:2)
33. Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/callie-wallie-doodle-all-the-day (video, lyrics-chars:1033, all-visits:2)
34. Diaper Rash — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/diaper-rash (video, lyrics-chars:788, all-visits:2)
35. Do This, Do That — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/do-this-do-that (video, lyrics-chars:1158, all-visits:2)
36. Dog Barked — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/dog-barked (video, lyrics-chars:1287, all-visits:2)
37. Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-eat-the-food-that-is-sitting-on-your-plate (lyrics-chars:1288, all-visits:2)
38. Don't Leave Me In The House Alone — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-leave-me-in-the-house-alone (video, lyrics-chars:1993, all-visits:2)
39. Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-put-your-finger-up-your-nose (video, lyrics-chars:1121, all-visits:2)
40. Donuts — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/donuts (video, lyrics-chars:928, all-visits:2)

## Complete canonical song index

1. Ant And The Grasshopper — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/ant-and-the-grasshopper (video, lyrics-chars:2196, all-visits:8)
2. Bumblebee Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/bumblebee-song (video, lyrics-chars:772, all-visits:6)
3. I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-sneaked-into-the-kitchen-in-the-middle-of-the-night (video, lyrics-chars:1674, all-visits:5)
4. All I Want Is You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/all-i-want-is-you (video, lyrics-chars:1745, all-visits:4)
5. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-you-cry-now-don-t-you-fuss (lyrics-chars:1213, all-visits:4)
6. First It Bit My Behind — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/first-it-bit-my-behind (video, lyrics-chars:258, all-visits:4)
7. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/he-eats-asparagus-why-can-t-you-be-that-way (lyrics-chars:1255, all-visits:4)
8. I Can't Tie My Shoe — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-can-t-tie-my-shoe (lyrics-chars:764, all-visits:4)
9. I Eat Kids — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-eat-kids (video, lyrics-chars:995, all-visits:4)
10. I Lost My Pants — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-lost-my-pants (video, lyrics-chars:919, all-visits:4)
11. I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-need-you-like-a-donut-needs-a-hole (video, lyrics-chars:574, all-visits:4)
12. I Wanna Be Your Baby — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-wanna-be-your-baby (video, lyrics-chars:1072, all-visits:4)
13. I'm Late — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-m-late (video, lyrics-chars:1297, all-visits:4)
14. If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/if-you-ve-got-a-kid-who-complains-all-the-time (lyrics-chars:938, all-visits:4)
15. Mom Said No I Said Why — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/mom-said-no-i-said-why (video, lyrics-chars:644, all-visits:4)
16. My Friend Jake — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-friend-jake (video, lyrics-chars:2039, all-visits:4)
17. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/one-day-my-best-friend-barbara-turned-into-a-frog (video, lyrics-chars:1160, all-visits:3)
18. Our Dog Bernard — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/our-dog-bernard (video, lyrics-chars:631, all-visits:3)
19. Reptile World — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/reptile-world (video, lyrics-chars:1509, all-visits:3)
20. Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/skatter-brack-flath-who-lives-in-my-bath (video, lyrics-chars:811, all-visits:3)
21. That's What Makes The World Go 'Round — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/that-s-what-makes-the-world-go-round (video, lyrics-chars:997, all-visits:3)
22. There's no Substitute for a cat — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/there-s-no-substitute-for-a-cat (video, lyrics-chars:732, all-visits:3)
23. Underwear — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/underwear (video, lyrics-chars:1220, all-visits:3)
24. What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/what-are-we-gonna-do-about-the-baby (video, lyrics-chars:794, all-visits:3)
25. Who Got A Boo-Boo? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/who-got-a-boo-boo (video, lyrics-chars:452, all-visits:3)
26. A Bee Will Sting You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-bee-will-sting-you (video, lyrics-chars:369, all-visits:2)
27. A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-giggle-and-a-hug-and-a-tickle-and-a-kiss (video, lyrics-chars:928, all-visits:2)
28. A Sick Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-sick-song (video, lyrics-chars:1889, all-visits:2)
29. Alfabet Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/alfabet-song (video, lyrics-chars:1185, all-visits:2)
30. Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/bad-guys-broke-into-our-car (video, lyrics-chars:769, all-visits:2)
31. But I'm Just Thirteen — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/but-i-m-just-thirteen (lyrics-chars:2331, all-visits:2)
32. But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/but-they-ll-never-have-a-baby-as-nice-as-me (video, lyrics-chars:1032, all-visits:2)
33. Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/callie-wallie-doodle-all-the-day (video, lyrics-chars:1033, all-visits:2)
34. Diaper Rash — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/diaper-rash (video, lyrics-chars:788, all-visits:2)
35. Do This, Do That — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/do-this-do-that (video, lyrics-chars:1158, all-visits:2)
36. Dog Barked — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/dog-barked (video, lyrics-chars:1287, all-visits:2)
37. Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-eat-the-food-that-is-sitting-on-your-plate (lyrics-chars:1288, all-visits:2)
38. Don't Leave Me In The House Alone — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-leave-me-in-the-house-alone (video, lyrics-chars:1993, all-visits:2)
39. Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-put-your-finger-up-your-nose (video, lyrics-chars:1121, all-visits:2)
40. Donuts — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/donuts (video, lyrics-chars:928, all-visits:2)
41. Doo-doo Is A Bad Word — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/doo-doo-is-a-bad-word (video, lyrics-chars:392, all-visits:2)
42. Ellen Grew A Beard — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/ellen-grew-a-beard (video, lyrics-chars:669, all-visits:2)
43. Everywhere You Go — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/everywhere-you-go (video, lyrics-chars:1000, all-visits:2)
44. Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/get-your-hand-off-my-leg-and-your-foot-out-of-my-shoe (video, lyrics-chars:783, all-visits:2)
45. Hey Jack, What's In The Sack? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/hey-jack-what-s-in-the-sack (lyrics-chars:817, all-visits:2)
46. Homemade — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/homemade (video, lyrics-chars:1014, all-visits:2)
47. I Can Do Anything — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-can-do-anything (video, lyrics-chars:865, all-visits:2)
48. I Can't, I Can't — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-can-t-i-can-t (video, lyrics-chars:467, all-visits:2)
49. I Didn't Mean To — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-didn-t-mean-to (video, lyrics-chars:1219, all-visits:2)
50. I Don't Wanna Go To School — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-don-t-wanna-go-to-school (video, lyrics-chars:908, all-visits:2)
51. I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-looked-into-the-mirror-what-did-the-mirror-say (video, lyrics-chars:1259, all-visits:2)
52. I Love Your Eyes — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-love-your-eyes (video, lyrics-chars:780, all-visits:2)
53. I Miss Grandma — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-miss-grandma (video, lyrics-chars:862, all-visits:2)
54. I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-never-did-like-you-anyhow-stomp (video, lyrics-chars:421, all-visits:2)
55. I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-m-a-three-toed-triple-eyed-double-jointed-dinosaur (video, lyrics-chars:811, all-visits:2)
56. I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-ve-got-a-dog-and-my-dog-s-name-is-cat (lyrics-chars:600, all-visits:2)
57. Lucky To Be Alive — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/lucky-to-be-alive (video, lyrics-chars:941, all-visits:2)
58. Lullaby For A Crying Baby — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/lullaby-for-a-crying-baby (video, lyrics-chars:976, all-visits:2)
59. Marching Shoulder To Shoulder — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/marching-shoulder-to-shoulder (video, lyrics-chars:1577, all-visits:2)
60. Marvin Doesn't Like The New Baby — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/marvin-doesn-t-like-the-new-baby (video, lyrics-chars:731, all-visits:2)
61. Mom And Dad Are Always Right — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/mom-and-dad-are-always-right (video, lyrics-chars:1521, all-visits:2)
62. My Brother Thinks He's A Banana — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-brother-thinks-he-s-a-banana (lyrics-chars:875, all-visits:2)
63. My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-dentist-is-an-awfully-nice-man (video, lyrics-chars:322, all-visits:2)
64. My Mother Ran Away Today — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-mother-ran-away-today (video, lyrics-chars:729, all-visits:2)
65. Nothing — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/nothing (video, lyrics-chars:1545, all-visits:2)
66. Poor Orville Thlapp — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/poor-orville-thlapp (video, lyrics-chars:287, all-visits:2)
67. Potty Training — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/potty-training (video, lyrics-chars:1120, all-visits:2)
68. Shut Up In The Library — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/shut-up-in-the-library (video, lyrics-chars:708, all-visits:2)
69. Siamese Twins — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/siamese-twins (video, lyrics-chars:160, all-visits:2)
70. These Are Not My Children — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/these-are-not-my-children (video, lyrics-chars:865, all-visits:2)
71. Town Of Round — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/town-of-round (video, lyrics-chars:1293, all-visits:2)
72. Trouble....What Trouble? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/troublewhat-trouble (video, lyrics-chars:1319, all-visits:2)
73. Tyrannosaurus Nix — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/tyrannosaurus-nix (video, lyrics-chars:812, all-visits:2)
74. Warning — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/warning (video, lyrics-chars:437, all-visits:2)
75. Wet Again — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/wet-again (video, lyrics-chars:576, all-visits:2)
76. What If A Zebra Had Spots? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/what-if-a-zebra-had-spots (video, lyrics-chars:608, all-visits:2)
77. When Suzie Sneezed — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/when-suzie-sneezed (video, lyrics-chars:2274, all-visits:2)
78. When The House Is Dark And Quiet — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/when-the-house-is-dark-and-quiet (video, lyrics-chars:1466, all-visits:2)
79. Why Do I Love You? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/why-do-i-love-you (video, lyrics-chars:695, all-visits:2)
80. You're As Sweet As Sugar On A Stick — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/you-re-as-sweet-as-sugar-on-a-stick (video, lyrics-chars:851, all-visits:2)
81. A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-brontosaurus-with-bronchitis (video, lyrics-chars:880, all-visits:1)
82. A Clock Without A "C" — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/a-clock-without-a-quotcquot (lyrics-chars:655, all-visits:1)
83. Accident — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/accident (video, lyrics-chars:739, all-visits:1)
84. As You Sleep So Peacefully — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/as-you-sleep-so-peacefully (video, lyrics-chars:849, all-visits:1)
85. Aunt Anna Came To Our House — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/aunt-anna-came-to-our-house (video, lyrics-chars:1189, all-visits:1)
86. Bad Boys — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/bad-boys (video, lyrics-chars:954, all-visits:1)
87. Barnyard Stomp — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/barnyard-stomp (video, lyrics-chars:1091, all-visits:1)
88. Caterpillar — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/caterpillar (video, lyrics-chars:626, all-visits:1)
89. Chameleon — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/chameleon (video, lyrics-chars:513, all-visits:1)
90. Cindy Absent — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/cindy-absent (video, lyrics-chars:686, all-visits:1)
91. Crab — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/crab (video, lyrics-chars:361, all-visits:1)
92. Craster — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/craster (video, lyrics-chars:383, all-visits:1)
93. Dad Says That I Look Like HimDad says that I've got his nose, big and flat and long. — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/dad-says-that-i-look-like-himdad-says-that-i-ve-got-his-nose-big-and-flat-and-long (lyrics-chars:1203, all-visits:1)
94. Dinosaur Song — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/dinosaur-song (video, lyrics-chars:943, all-visits:1)
95. Early Sunday Morning — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/early-sunday-morning (video, lyrics-chars:1823, all-visits:1)
96. Five More Minutes — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/five-more-minutes (video, lyrics-chars:1073, all-visits:1)
97. Fred — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/fred (video, lyrics-chars:804, all-visits:1)
98. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/giggle-tickle-fiddle-little-wiggle-around (video, lyrics-chars:1056, all-visits:1)
99. Go And Hush — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/go-and-hush (video, lyrics-chars:1099, all-visits:1)
100. Have A Little Smoke? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/have-a-little-smoke (video, lyrics-chars:2088, all-visits:1)
101. I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-don-t-believe-you-re-going-to-the-bathroom (lyrics-chars:1152, all-visits:1)
102. I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-don-t-brush-my-teeth-and-i-never-comb-my-hair (lyrics-chars:750, all-visits:1)
103. I Forgot — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-forgot (video, lyrics-chars:495, all-visits:1)
104. I Still Don't Like Asparagus — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-still-don-t-like-asparagus (lyrics-chars:874, all-visits:1)
105. I Used To Have a Sister — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-used-to-have-a-sister (video, lyrics-chars:1221, all-visits:1)
106. I Wanna Be A Dog — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-wanna-be-a-dog (video, lyrics-chars:914, all-visits:1)
107. I'm Bored — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-m-bored (video, lyrics-chars:648, all-visits:1)
108. I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-ve-got-a-teacher-she-s-so-mean (video, lyrics-chars:1403, all-visits:1)
109. It All Comes Back To Me — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/it-all-comes-back-to-me (video, lyrics-chars:808, all-visits:1)
110. It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/it-s-my-mother-and-my-father-and-my-sister-and-the-dog (lyrics-chars:1226, all-visits:1)
111. Just The Way You Are — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/just-the-way-you-are (video, lyrics-chars:2397, all-visits:1)
112. Me And You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/me-and-you (video, lyrics-chars:1344, all-visits:1)
113. My Name Is Hiram Liplshlitz — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-name-is-hiram-liplshlitz (lyrics-chars:74, all-visits:1)
114. Not So Good At Baseball — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/not-so-good-at-baseball (video, lyrics-chars:679, all-visits:1)
115. Oh No, I Like My Sister — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/oh-no-i-like-my-sister (video, lyrics-chars:804, all-visits:1)
116. One Big Happy Family — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/one-big-happy-family (video, lyrics-chars:1172, all-visits:1)
117. Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/sally-eats-shoelaces-straw-and-string (video, lyrics-chars:820, all-visits:1)
118. Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/stanley-stole-my-shoelace-and-rubbed-it-in-his-armpit (video, lyrics-chars:644, all-visits:1)
119. They Said Eat The Broccoli — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/they-said-eat-the-broccoli (video, lyrics-chars:1715, all-visits:1)
120. Thump Thump Thump — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/thump-thump-thump (video, lyrics-chars:1327, all-visits:1)
121. Tomorrow — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/tomorrow (video, lyrics-chars:985, all-visits:1)
122. We Don't Have To Share — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/we-don-t-have-to-share (video, lyrics-chars:1158, all-visits:1)
123. What Do We Do With A Crying Baby? — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/what-do-we-do-with-a-crying-baby (video, lyrics-chars:576, all-visits:1)
124. Apple Of My Eye — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/apple-of-my-eye (video, lyrics-chars:1559)
125. Don't Wake Up The Baby Or The Baby Will Get You — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/don-t-wake-up-the-baby-or-the-baby-will-get-you (video, lyrics-chars:1116)
126. Elvin And The Witch (See The Witch) — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/elvin-and-the-witch-see-the-witch (video, lyrics-chars:1201)
127. I'd Be Me — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-d-be-me (video, lyrics-chars:854)
128. I'm A Slug — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/i-m-a-slug (video, lyrics-chars:770)
129. Leroy Is A Late Bloomer — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/leroy-is-a-late-bloomer (video, lyrics-chars:868)
130. My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/my-brother-threw-up-on-my-stuffed-toy-bunny (video, lyrics-chars:1028)
131. Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/never-cook-your-sister-in-a-frying-pan (video, lyrics-chars:1172)
132. Water — https://lyroverse.com/barry-louis-polisar/water (video, lyrics-chars:687)

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