Bermuda Triangle

We decide to get away

And have some fun

Book a room and catch a flight

For two weeks in the sun

She says, "Hawaii's too expensive."

I say, "Barbados isn't bad."

She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda"

And I say, "Woman, are you mad!"

Bermuda Triangle

It makes people disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near

But she

Doesn't see my angle

And she thinks I'm being dumb

So Bermuda Triangle

Here we come!

Lying with my woman on

The island sand

I look up and see her with

A stranger, hand in hand

I see her sitting on his blanket

I see them going for a swim

And when I run to find my woman

I find her running after him!

Bermuda Triangle

Makes my woman disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Dont' go too near

Looking

At it from my angle

Do you see why I'm so sad

Oh Bermuda Triangle

Very bad!

Lying lost and lonely on

The island sand,

When a lovely stranger says

Hello and takes my hand

And soon she's sitting on my blanket

And then we're going for a swim

When I say, "What about your boyfriend?"

She turns and waves goodbye to him!

Bermuda Triangle

It makes people disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near

But look

At it from my angle

And you'll see why I'm so glad

Now Bermuda Triangle

Not so bad!

Everybody

Bermuda Triangle

It makes people disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near

But look

At it from my angle

And you'll see why I'm so glad

Now Bermuda Triangle

Not so bad!