Guys And Dolls Medley: Fugue For Tinhorns

I got the horse right here

His name is Paul Revere

And here's a guy who says if the weather's clear

Can do, can do

This guy says the horse can do

If he says the horse can do, can do, can do

I'm picking Valentine

Cause on the morning line

The guy has got him figured at 5 to 9

Has chance, has chance

This guy says the horse has chance

If he says the horse has chance

Has chance, has chance

No way

for Paul Revere I'll bite

I hear his foot's all right

Of course it all depends

If it rained last night

I know it's Valentine

The morning works look fine

Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine

Needs race, needs race

This guy says the horse needs BRAKES

He says that the horse needs BRAKES

Needs raceBRAKES, needs BRAKES

Likes mud, likes mud, this "x" means the horse likes mud, likes mud

If that means the horse likes mud, like mud, likes mud

He likes mud, this horse likes mud

Mud, he likes mud

Hey wait a minute fellows

Have you considered this

Well, anyway, it's my turn to sing

So shut up

Really?

But look at Epitaph

He wins it by a half

According to this here in the "Telegraph"

Big threat, big threat

This guy calls the horse big threat

If he calls the horse big threat

Big threat, big threat

I'll tell you Paul Revere

Now this is no bum steer

It's from a handicapper that's real sincere

Can do, can do

This guy says the horse can do

I go for Valentine

Cause on the morning line

The guy has got him figured 5 to 9

Has chance, has chance

The guy says the horse has chance

So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half

According to this here in the "Telegraph"

Paul Revere

Valentine

Epitaph

I got the horse right here