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Artist: Alain Bashung
Canonical path: /bashung-alain/animal-on-est-mal
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Animal On Est Mal
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Animal On Est Mal
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Animal, on est mal
On a le dos couvert d'écailles
On sent la paille
Dans la faille
Et quand on ouvre la porte
Une armée de cloportes
Vous repousse en criant :
" Ici, pas de serpent ! "
Animal, on est mal. Animal, on est mal. Animal, on est mal.
On a deux cornes placées
Sur le devant du nez.
On s'abaisse.
On s'affaisse.
On a la queue qui frise.
On a la peau épaisse.
On a la peau grise
Et quand on veut sortir
Avec une demoiselle,
On l'invite à dîner.
Quand elle vous voit,
Que dit-elle ?
" Il ne vous manque qu'une bosse.
Vade retro, rhinocéros ! "
Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal
On assiste à l'opération de la girafe.
La voilà qui se retrouve le cou plein d'agrafes.
Elle appelle au secours
On veut lui mettre un pantalon
Mais il est trop court
Animal, on est mal
On pond ses oeufs dans le sable
Et quand on passe à table
Les chevaux-vapeurs
On pris peur
De se retrouver loin de leur étable.
Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal
Et si on ne se conduit pas bien
On revivra peut-être dans un peau d'un humain
Animal, on est mal
Animal, on est mal
Et Dieu reconnaîtra les siens...
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Alain Bashung performs "Animal On Est Mal", and this lyric page sits inside the Alain Bashung catalog on LyroVerse.
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