Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Batmobile
Canonical path: /batmobile/haemorrhoid-rock
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Haemorrhoid Rock
Read Haemorrhoid Rock lyrics by Batmobile on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Haemorrhoid Rock
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I feel a pain running down my spine, feels like I'm sitting on a porkupine
A hand full of grapes hangin' from my ass please doctor make it pass
REF:
I got a haemorrhoid rock (2x)
Please doctor give me a shot I'm going crazy from that haemorrhoid rock
Whenever I want to go sit and stare I cry out loud ´cause I can't bare
This awful pain coming from below I'm gotta cut it away ´cause it hurts me so
REF
I can't sleep or ride a bike I feel like I'm sitting on a great big spike
A million of needles right in my ass please doctor make me pass
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Batmobile performs "Haemorrhoid Rock", and this lyric page sits inside the Batmobile catalog on LyroVerse.
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