Take That You Scoundrel

The die is cast

Ehe elder tries to entice

The sister of the

Rider of Skimmelperdpan

His brain jars loose

A man stays a man

He grabs him by the throat

To refresh his memory

It's really not a secret any more

I really don't play this game any more

Few things piss me off like this

I'll beat you black and blue

'Cause I drink like a fish

The elder gets the fright of his life

It was so intense he shat in his pants

He says "Brother why all the noise?

I'm just doing my job

She's making eyes at me"

Your attitude is politically incorrect

If the government catch you

They'll shoot you

'Cause we're all on the same side

The parish, the police, and the local newspaper

Take that you scoundrel

Her name is Dolores

With a body like a brontosaurus

Quietly she develops a Prozac problem

That estranges her from her knobbly brain

She's a silent sufferer

And she'll always refuse

Now she whines all day in front of the TV

On the couch of the rider of Skimmelperdpan

'Cause an overdose soaps equals fun

Take that you scoundrel

The guy keeps farting around

The rider looses his temper

"Beware, you fucker

I'll wipe the floor with you

I saw the way you were peeping at Dolores

Your eyes were glued to her body

You were sucking so hard on your smoke

That your head was in danger of exploding

I'm tired of your stories and your bitching

I'll blow you to bits with my grandad's front-loader

Because I'm more pissed off than Mrs. Rottemaaier

My species is the most dangerous on the planet

The rest of the world's trying to forget about us

It's carved in my psyche like marble panels

Born extremely angry and I'll die that way"

And he beats him to pulp

And chucks him into a ditch

And sells the story to Huisgenoot