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Artist: Be Your Own Pet
Canonical path: /be-your-own-pet/the-kelly-affair
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The Kelly Affair
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The Kelly Affair
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I'm in a band now
We're called The Carrie Nations!
Man, you'll see
We're really goin' places!
We took our act down to LA
And met Z-Man at the party
It could be dangerous
Living in this valley!
Everybody here parties all the time!
Everybody here's got sex on their minds!
It could be dangerous
Living in this valley!
Everybody here parties all the time!
Everybody here's got sex on their minds!
Everybody here is popping pills!
I got a dream and
It's gonna come true!
Z-Man will make us stars!
Leave it (?) and you!
Take things one at a time!
Just relax!
Get some acid, or smoke some grass!
It could be dangerous
Living in this valley!
Everybody here parties all the time!
Everybody here's got sex on their minds!
It could be dangerous
Living in this valley!
Everybody here parties all the time!
Everybody here's got sex on their minds!
Everybody here is popping pills!
"BENTLEY!! Rawwrr! Nothing like a ROLLS! ROLLS!"
It could be dangerous
It could be dangerous
It could be dangerous
Living in this valley!
Everybody here parties all the time!
Everybody here's got sex on their minds!
Everybody here is popping pills!!
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