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Artist: Beardfish
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In Real Life There is No Algebra
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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In Real Life There is No Algebra
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I'm waging war against me
I'm trying to free my mind, you see
I think I am suite insane
Trying to find my reptile brain
But then I'm gonna NUKE it
Then I'm gonna send the motherfucker flying… byebye brain…
I looked into the eyes of an idiot
and in him I saw myself
People walking by,
disgusted faces at a distance
They seem to think they're better, man you know that is a lie
but it's hard to see a peer in one with whom you can't identify
I gazed into the eyes of the madman
and I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself
All these little things we do, our way of life,
We're babies, repeating everything we see, stem-celled from TV
Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge lack of discipline
That stopped me from ever learning algebra
Maybe I'm just too dumb (monkey see, monkey do)
I've found my sole purpose
I need to evolve, and fast
When we talk, if I nod off
Smack my face, I won't be cross
Teach me as you would a
Teach me as you would a DOG
Strapped to my lazy-chair
Sitting in the living room where
I watch DISCOVERY all day long
Evolving as I sing this song:
I'm a modern Einstein, I'm a modern Einstein
I'm a modern Einstein, I'm a modern Einstein
I'm a modern Einstein, I'm a modern Einstein
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