Your Sister's Def

Brothers out there with sisters, peep it

Years and years you try to keep her a secret

Said she's your cousin that came for a visit

Your puttin' me on, is this true, now who is it

Called your crib, got a clickin dial tone

You said it was the maid that hung up the phone

Caught her on the streets, so we took the risk

Guess what, we found out she was your sis

Now we're not Tom, Dick, Harry, or Roy

Let us crack the freak, because we're your boys

Tonight we're dropin by cause your parents left

The Beastie Boy gonna' let you know

Your sister's def

Your sister's def

She's so hook, is she, how can it be

Don't lie, she's not in your family

Cause if you didn't know, people spread the word

Your a square sucker whipped, yes your a nerd

To be down, there's one thing you'll discover

Your sister must be a plash Beastie lover

So don't get sick, she was our pick

I hope her tongue is long, we like to be licked

You'll see it's not hard, it's naughty nice

You gotta pay us dues, and she's the price

Don't start to think about the worlds discuss

Your sisters gotta hang, and that's a must

It's plain and simple, it ain't no thing

She's real def, let us give her a ring

So we conclude, this is your best move

Welcome, the Beastie Boys approve

Your sister's def

This week we all will meet

Right now the party season will reach its peek

Juice all around town, we're on the guest lists

We'll bring three tricks, you bring your sis

Pay attention real close, we just begun

Trick number one is to grab her buns

We'll loose control, but we'll keep it clean

She better not wear a dress, wear the blue jeans

New or faded, we want 'em tight

Take the pockets off so we can grip it right

Stand in front, we wanna see what we like

If the room's too dark, you bring a flashlight

Two is do the do, for the whole crew

A dead give away cause we're givin her clues

She better be ready to play the wall

Cause it's all for one, and one for all

No matter who's first, lets start the show

There are no rules, go for what you know

We won't slack up, won't let her rest

Our pride is on the line, to see who's best

Now that you've heard thoughts quite absurd

Convince your sis, put in a good word

Your sister's def

At last a neurotic feast

We're slaying your sister like a horny beast

So don't get mad, don't be upset

It's now her time to be a Beastie pet

As you can see most definitely

Is trick number three, pure fantasy

Now we're your friend, and your her brother

But your sisters so def we might scheme on your mother

We can't ignore now that we saw

She's def so we wanna be your in-law

We're havin fun, yo we ain't done

The Beastie Boys has just begun

Because your sister's def

Your sister's def

Took a walk around the crack of dawn

I noticed her bedroom light was on

Her shadow moved over as the lights went lower

I crept to the window to see a little closer

Said to myself, I got it made

The window was open, so was the shade

Came in real neat, she was in heat

Your sister gave a class A peach-o treat

Her clothes got thinner, I showed her my winner

Beastie beef is now served for dinner

Your sister's def

Later on I came around the way

But sis MCA said he got some play

There had to be a reason for the news I learned

Time to get on it cause it's Mike D.'s turn

Nobody was home, I didn't see the car

She took me downstairs and we crashed the bar

We was chillin in the basement, drinkin' Red Wipple

After a while my head between pink nipples

Grabbin at your sis cause I can't resist

I start to dive, pummel her rumble fish

When I got through, next thing she knew

On her thighs was a beastie tattoo

Your sister's def

That's it, AdRock is pissed

If you leave me in the room with your sister, I'm takin her clit

You can bet if she gets wet

The King AdRock will make her sweat

I throw her down, then take her underwear

Then search 'em so I can eat the pubic hairs

Even in her dream scene, she starts to scream

It's the AdRock inches, and you know what I mean

We had her in the week, your sisters cheap

The Beastie Boys just made a clean sweep

Your sister's def