Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Beat Happening
Canonical path: /beat-happening/christmas
Related lyric paths: 6
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Christmas
Read Christmas lyrics by Beat Happening on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Christmas
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I had sex on Chrismas
I had sex three times today
Three different women taught be how to be bored in their own separate, sweet, little ways
I feel like hell on Christmas
And I feel like hell today
I feel like Hell
When I wake-up, I can tell that I'm never gonna make you stay
Okay, here it goes
I didn't get no presents on Christmas
And I sure didn't get none today
Learned my lesson
Life is one long session of disappointment, heartache, pain
Disappointment
Heartache
Pain
...and despair
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Beat Happening performs "Christmas", and this lyric page sits inside the Beat Happening catalog on LyroVerse.
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